Russian nerds worship Gadget from Rescue Rangers

There have been over two dozen religions created (cooked up while shrooming) in the last 100 years.  In my experience us nerds tend to move away from religion because its one of the few levels of fantasy that seem ridiculous to us.

Apparently, some Russian nerds disagree.  There appears to be a small group of people (mostly boys it seems) who have taken to creating a religion around 80’s/90’s animated tv character Gadget…from the Rescue Rangers.  You remember rescue rangers.

…yeah that gadget…or

this gadget?

I mean I actually just had to google “sexy gadget” rescue rangers.  Evidently they pray to a cardboard cut out of gadget and put stickers of her wherever they can.  What they use to stick them is still questionable.

“She is the divine being, the most untouched and perfect sibling of the great God on Earth”. “Why I love her? It’s a stupid question, how could I not love the Goddess?”. “She is strict, cute, optimistic and her level of technical knowledge is unachievable for a mortal being.”

I mean…